Sleepy Time

themonsterghost:

batlesbo:

airspaniel:

This is literally breathtaking.

My friend just sent this to me… wow. Watch until the end.

Spoilers: the fact that the feather was the weight holding it all together at the end made me feel all significant and shit *_*

cascentric:

rebloggable per request

cascentric:

rebloggable per request

trucnguyen:

karz4kidz:

bittergrapes:

faeiouck:

MY SISTER JUFT SHOEWED ME THIS AND I CAN”T STOP FREAKIN ABOUT IT

LIKE THIS GIRL IS A FUCKIN DEMON OR SOMEIHTGN

JUST WATCH IT

I have lost faith in physics

what on this fucking earth

my jaw..

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

roxys-ass:

johnscowlick:

what have i done

You made a vagina that licks you back

roxys-ass:

johnscowlick:

what have i done

You made a vagina that licks you back

How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME.
You: BYEEEE

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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